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- f4 o& g( T3 B3 OTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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- a6 [' u, f3 _7 g% `0 EJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”2 r( |! B; h( e( r
; p% H# u. \2 W" SAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”3 {/ b% V% E) s, f% z4 y1 N
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today3 ^/ I- ^ G* z. [/ \" k) E8 ?
* r+ k' \; W) b5 Z: `& Z0 q[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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