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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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* n5 T5 h5 A$ c. jGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? & N+ y; v, C: ~7 V
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
# V7 B. Y L7 W4 {' aGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
7 r' i' M# ^6 g+ aCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. & w, r8 q; }: s
George: That's what I want to know. ) C) Z9 m5 k+ D/ W! B0 n) S
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. S6 u5 g" q- ~
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
; M; ^* f+ ~- E8 ~Condi: Yes.
& V3 F v4 ~7 x' E7 K& IGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
# ~% t" j6 k+ j, V, q+ ?' JCondi: Hu. 4 g: {" U' z/ {" |" L1 s7 K
George: The guy in China.
# D2 a m( m* ^9 h' iCondi: Hu. 5 B* t8 z- D& n1 A8 ?
George: The new leader of China.
) V$ U9 P3 U8 P3 ]( I3 B# a& wCondi: Hu.
( G6 O- @8 ^8 J mGeorge: The Chinaman! # t1 r% G' Y$ j
Condi: Hu is leading China. / c( d5 \! Q7 i- b
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
4 K* p G4 A# a( MCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
2 j/ F ^, X( g0 @George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? ( H" n" d: e( P) Q) m3 k4 T2 I/ [
Condi: That's the man's name. $ [2 a" j; Y" h; w2 ] `9 g a
George: That's who's name?
; ?; |: s2 w2 E4 }Condi: Yes. , N' Q& z( ~! y q& a5 V
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? . I y c/ s" I, d
Condi: Yes, sir.
4 O2 H+ ]0 b: L; [( w2 }George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
& c( l, H: u7 sCondi: That's correct.
$ q4 K+ n; m. Q! p kGeorge: Then who is in China? 5 e$ J& f, b( c' [8 ~% c
Condi: Yes, sir. 0 ]/ g1 o4 E/ z* r
George: Yassir is in China?
! ?6 H8 L# H1 m8 U+ j4 c7 b3 O& mCondi: No, sir.
# W& L8 t' z1 ^( iGeorge: Then who is? ( t' a* S4 K5 c+ _$ q, w1 U3 ^
Condi: Yes, sir.
) R2 ]% k" P0 a, o% KGeorge: Yassir?
+ e% d$ T; ^. [Condi: No, sir.
. F# A7 l/ o0 ?' kGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ' { Y* k4 r! |3 n- A" Y
Condi: Kofi?
& y6 O- C$ v& ?George: No, thanks. 6 k- _! ^2 `2 |, o: g* A) c# `+ E: ~% j
Condi: You want Kofi? 0 z d' Y5 x# {
George: No. ; l l& p* S3 D2 D
Condi: You don't want Kofi. & s0 j/ d V+ R
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
, t# w, a3 L5 G6 C5 P0 r0 mCondi: Yes, sir.
/ W5 T4 }; U) ]. y! |% OGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
$ A" C/ _& l8 L4 c! X% yCondi: Kofi?
% V6 b) u5 m! `& TGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
/ ]7 ~6 G* x Z7 S+ |Condi: And call who?
8 J F9 Y5 E7 P! S ^George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
, S1 G% h9 d/ D: ~ o5 E' dCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
( U0 }! F2 S5 U' @8 `* e/ aGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! ; w) M' g! i; ]8 k
Condi: Yes, sir.
, I/ p6 B; U# Y% x6 a' U1 d$ Q* MGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ! h+ x6 V9 A1 U' m8 P
Condi: Kofi. 4 P5 n; N2 z S
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
) a7 [- K" d- E" s6 V' ^7 I(Condi picks up the phone.) ) T% _8 r- T' G2 w5 j6 r8 K
Condi: Rice, here. o% E+ @. P: s8 O: C* A! M
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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