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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'7 a' q9 i. R& {5 h8 g5 M
( a# r. \, D0 O( L6 m8 _4 B5 xThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'& |+ u. C% z/ v$ j& L' q
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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6 j H d* j: k- R# `The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'" D2 S" H4 [' t( k7 ~$ F) U
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'- ^% z Z' Z' N' f0 w- ^
& b7 V5 O" @* A. m8 A6 R! b, C l) l/ dHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'7 t. i$ C/ I0 T$ D8 F# |
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !') X; `2 V% v* M1 e( H
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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