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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'/ A" z S9 Q0 Z
5 a. Y) B- e2 H \The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'3 O& v' [: X5 b# m! q" Q2 O
; C: o7 C! j7 E! _7 ZThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'* o* u) Y: y8 X$ w0 q
/ _9 \6 g2 S- K9 {* \" HThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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! R! C/ @7 J( S5 h4 D/ |He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'/ D2 u N4 z2 x6 v6 n5 I
' ], I* p- T& v$ y1 G) L4 B! @! vShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'. A/ H) @( c* r5 c8 n( J
9 e) G& f/ @7 a, j( r! ]2 }7 vPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'" l9 l3 i& c2 Q% v' q
, T# D; T* M( I3 @The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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