The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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$ z7 o+ ?6 e+ N' v6 X: B'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
. [! E6 j9 h$ ~0 g'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
& U2 b, {! ^- i% p2 V; Z$ _" z* b'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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( Z& x7 C% J- _( h: \; S'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
* v+ Y/ |; o3 }'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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/ W( O1 b& Z, ]% S* \'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
( x0 `; M! V+ @5 v. g1 {! ]'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

3 \, |6 O+ w& v) t% J4 L+ iAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
$ u4 M  h# q8 g# Tand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
- S: U6 m5 `, y5 u9 O8 v' N3 wthe brain had a terrible headache,
7 k7 a7 ~/ o9 q) Jthe stomach
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the legs
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, V& A+ ~* e1 }: q2 o! Kthe eyes
0 Z. e' w3 B# ugot watery,
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was toxic.
They all decided that the
; S) @. m( D9 Urectum should be the boss.
& p! v8 a- C) CThe Moral of the story?
% M5 l& P% Q$ C( U% x8 e, r6 w( D2 KThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

. E- x3 B, {# }5 e' y7 B3 s: I/ M$ SWhere you got this so funning story!
( M- \8 G3 x- WI like it.