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Man, Woman, Sleeping Compartment
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
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) R4 r6 L# r" e, LIn the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket." 0 S8 U" y& T& K1 F% v! u8 ]
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The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married." . ]4 o% x0 J, ^. ]1 D+ ]
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The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
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"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!" |
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