Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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  S: @3 X9 X- YQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

# k( c2 g/ t  K, @7 G. h- l( X6 dQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
$ l* Y. u! a& ]- z8 MA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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0 a7 z1 t2 W2 rQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
6 T, E' d% P9 ?$ b# tA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

6 |/ I! \6 h) `, _4 w: [Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 r4 t, t. {) M+ g" p7 D* v7 v- I# `A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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% v) S% r7 ^$ I6 T" MQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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; D5 x: U" ?6 e9 D" o& d! D% pQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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  v6 R: o" f5 x  u6 z9 S' ]Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
6 b; F" x- ]3 J% l3 CA: Carry loaded weapons.
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6 Q8 `- S  d* \. m, ]( qQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
4 }$ ?. w! S( a+ _6 i0 C5 O9 \A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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