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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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4 [3 |7 S1 y$ c" g# p- E$ T2 DQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
8 [% U% v( C6 y1 BA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ; Z2 }# e. ?) Y0 b8 `# v* R- b
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? - q3 Z0 E9 w6 [" N7 @1 V
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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2 w9 W+ Q. Z, JQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
" G8 \8 a2 y* J9 n% [A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? # J% ?+ T, u( u' H: g: [
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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+ N% y- ~$ p. U8 R: I2 hQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
: R  O7 Y  C1 G/ @1 G/ jA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. * R) S/ }  d; S3 P

# F4 N) {( A- `; g$ _Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
, u2 U6 i' s. s& p, h4 W3 S: AA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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* Y# L# X+ |% tQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? & s7 @& f, h; }$ G
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 3 V6 [0 }9 M+ n& d
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? / h, ~8 u4 O2 _1 B
A: Carry loaded weapons. & W2 C0 \0 i$ f: L! v: P
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
2 i7 s! G0 I3 e2 a% Q- ~5 W! n6 WA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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