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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
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! g, [5 f6 S/ R7 s o( zGeorge was brokenhearted. 8 ]' f7 t5 ]6 U4 n+ t: e( C
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." ! S6 M5 B3 |. W! m6 V" s
* G; H [1 O C8 ] b2 G/ jGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. 9 g* W5 L* P% r& F* O' r
) F2 T9 b4 j( V+ B* G# v$ _ c"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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* {( ~. \) a9 ^! ?" C"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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