Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a6 _! i* F9 Y3 [/ v) R( c
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb& M7 G; u- S  W9 W9 Z1 s9 R) K
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  y: A" X1 v9 D8 D& k: vthe newfie would like to play a fun game.   ~& k5 f9 W0 g" R; [7 r0 i  P4 W
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so- Q& q" E9 T1 T+ a4 r$ K: D- F
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 U6 s+ u6 F+ F lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. k) O; B3 W) Q' D/ s9 n; E# xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  c* X: U6 f. L0 i' kyou pay me only $5.
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6 ?. H) l2 U8 |: D% l* Y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I; J0 u' q5 C% L( X' p- L
will pay you $500. ( t" g$ s- {# E" K
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep; b6 [9 a( g3 D0 ]& e! {
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's+ R1 b9 b7 h, A* T6 A2 ^7 \
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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9 T3 p+ Z  O, V' L0 TThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his) ^% u9 h4 ^0 o& E) S4 F6 x( e
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 q8 f% R4 u: O  Y$ elawyer.
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# C7 S: q6 d2 m% \& d" n) Q! r& WNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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1 g/ C2 S, n- v: Z( M8 HHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with5 X2 {: Q* a. Y, c3 \4 a9 F
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all0 X/ q+ p0 E9 a3 q9 h# b
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all5 I; x! A: ^; @" J; p2 v: \
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour- y# }% o" W" c- `) B
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and* P4 ?8 S2 w  W4 ~
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right, b! k1 A9 @4 s; |- r7 v5 M
back to sleep. & ]* p3 @0 Z5 q7 `( E. D

9 n- N2 c( s& F5 q' L' F- kThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' O2 T  g+ o) t$ O8 T/ }- bwakes the newfie up and asks, 7 }; N& R  G- W, h' g7 O; u; Z8 E- @
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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+ ~  U. f$ s0 l# CThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
" f" U& g7 B9 P4 Eand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ [: d* r. T- IA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; u& U4 y9 X7 \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb2 g8 u1 H3 W$ H- S
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& z1 ~: L! A7 G. y7 H; g. j9 zthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) g8 V ^! {) G1 j8 X5 M9 ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：+ _; h7 u: O2 @0 Z4 n
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，! X+ g% M) Z8 ]! w$ r$ ~$ |. E1 x
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; X( I' P" E) B! Y8 _

9 k9 `6 R% g( _9 o真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 & U* i. h8 ?7 L' a- `
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 3 d0 b2 L" X7 h6 @

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3 N2 O" I. @/ V4 N- x别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ X$ Q0 f0 Z$ K; @& [! Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 L/ {" z, i9 ?$ K {真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ; t5 }0 H5 N, z1 s( `
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' g% w: _5 P" ?紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 v: L( }9 C. d# Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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