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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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" G$ ~0 B& ^! H* B5 ^9 `% Q+ J2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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' Z1 ^7 F% [2 h  D2 W: M% {3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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* Z; s8 r' S. A4 g4. Then analyze the situation:
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+ z% a3 ]/ a7 L/ h! |a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.2 {  }% L0 ?$ O5 f
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.; m" [6 F6 J) X" w5 {, ]

9 a; p# x$ k" z2 |4 F$ C( gc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.  V! t# q" f  K9 R
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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$ J4 w$ @$ w% |* L# L" Re. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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9 Z) {# w) P& @- p  K" B+ cf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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5 F( |5 o: x& v  Y; q' Ih. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.# s( W2 |& b" {
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.6 q& w* E6 ]! J; i5 m- P3 x
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.  U5 P4 U0 z- Z
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning./ C$ j3 L( y( Z5 f) A/ n) E

2 X, H( M. T: W: ]7 X" ?l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .0 o* I: j! s8 p+ }. b" L( w5 t
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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