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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.4 c1 t; F3 {' E
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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0 X2 S, `4 y0 {* `/ ^3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.0 w1 L& ]: g* b6 [
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.. G. k# O! M. v; s
, L$ m; Y/ r. ~0 j2 U; L4 c6 t) F; ?5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.% N/ F8 P$ F, Z& f3 ?1 g. p% y
& O) B9 q9 C4 H1 u1 F0 w- V6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.* C7 Z7 o; |' n0 C
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.1 W1 ^. C4 N: f5 H; z6 l0 p T
% V' Y' a5 _$ I. w8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.0 T6 u# L) u! Y' S" q% s4 M& e
3 p# ]: `6 r) ]; ]0 Q; o- q1 x9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.( c' P: B+ V! v/ K% D
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.) X% ^) a$ A6 Z+ H; C4 w( T
/ I: p( G4 h; x8 e0 a12.) Super glue is forever.
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; e% L& z3 N6 B$ p13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.3 b% |+ j% Y# F' @- f2 z+ B
z) L) \8 {( w/ C+ I14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.2 n* o0 f. A8 q9 j& i
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.& q) r+ B) J6 @) t d5 r2 V0 B
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.& V0 ?7 m8 a2 Y4 ?# J. {
9 y, M) y8 u% j& \/ Y19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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8 u: g2 v5 W" A20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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9 t- Z Z' [; t- H0 o U21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.. f9 G/ W3 D- {7 Q
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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