Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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7 d( a: D, r) h6 M) H, U& W- C" t: SI was a very happy man.
1 Y- O" j! T% C# q( M& U! y% KMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
3 Y" x; {  S' d2 J4 L. WIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
( x# ^% w$ V4 g' S3 q, _$ hOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
0 f& Z1 v* m2 j5 d3 xShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
5 ]3 y2 n2 S' p* t- ]Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
5 T: g, W/ y3 J# bWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
- e6 ]8 Q7 F$ wWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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