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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 `+ }: h4 R2 T6 z0 Y! D
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' - }% S; x1 f: ?
0 Q# y0 [* n! `' i* {, }The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.. K2 v4 Z6 J& b/ g
, q0 A2 e# e: O/ M, HTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here$ {& ^8 E! p, F4 _
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ) G% Y0 ]! Y7 S
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier$ A7 K, z" t% a H( ^
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and* m1 |9 @/ O" I& ~0 ?/ v
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
, J& t3 e2 w! }; o% X0 s. ~/ tprofessor was out cold.
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* u2 M+ f9 l3 q4 z+ e& r% ~: rThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,$ o" q3 P4 t2 @2 Y7 k q0 O, h
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and. q$ B9 i9 t( U+ m1 t/ F; @
sat there looking on in silence.
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( E. i6 o3 V. w; l+ H, HThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked3 S8 C& @ E1 F( v- o; A
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
: ^& e1 y! H# jwith you? Why did you do that?'
8 I3 \# @/ Q2 h. Z- v( j) T: VThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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3 C2 }) |$ [, d+ O9 N% t+ ^Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
( q3 h1 g! ]2 l! ?# c+ ^% gright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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