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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
! x g' s9 }0 o C2 hShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 7 z& T! X F# [( H+ }8 f6 C9 B7 v
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' ) r k: |- d- I) n. D- c4 h
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. . G" m+ C* }% I. G2 O
0 d w2 F" ]. Y* l2 O1 DWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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7 b6 G- E/ m, V( V' V" i6 z. zThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 2 ~; R1 X" c8 D( _& P7 e6 \
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) ?; V: b3 \1 D) H# _4 V- nFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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6 n' a; S% N' k z# x nThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' & {" b! n/ H' B1 R/ x! w
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. ; ?3 R" U/ a0 Z! W$ t' l1 e* @
/ I, Q% M9 c$ H) aMale readers : Please scroll down.
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+ D, ?8 \1 v) _2 E3 [5 aThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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+ R8 |% B* z3 x# v eMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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: D2 Z/ C2 J6 J# [. G& wLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 9 I* U' n- ]3 v* P" K2 r
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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