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. B8 D3 i- i5 Y9 y+ ZA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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( O4 ?7 t1 `0 F0 x9 _The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
4 W6 p {) s5 Qlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure., Q1 ~( W: F8 R3 r
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/ q. j' \5 y- _, M6 U" ZWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.' J* W; h2 b% h( p5 i
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4 S9 Q/ R- M3 _8 n1 i0 ?8 k& c! KThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
/ K, Y, T7 R2 Z* ?. H# P m/ MThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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6 Y" d5 d" s' m, _ The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
( A3 Y: B. c* N. t( H) g/ kThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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) b6 D, Y) J$ J" U, p) n'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
) a+ @3 K0 w5 R! {+ P ZWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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