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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A/ a. l" r2 s2 L" j/ _( r6 z$ W; h
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,5 M6 J0 S+ J. c+ z R
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; M5 ]* f* L7 \7 I; u> HONEY,
5 F! ^% n @+ d6 e! V) I$ I> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?, s' V6 N* [# J* S) D2 }9 g7 E" T
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.2 u# n- o; r0 {
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' c- @1 W5 ^: ]; P) O> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
- V& G4 d3 c. l7 b0 c> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
2 V0 @1 I. {! ?3 N> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
x( h6 z0 @6 a+ V# l7 }> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?; p' u4 t6 x6 v8 ]: A
> I DON'T THINK SO.4 B7 z) d: C$ u
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> FINE,+ ^6 ]' S7 B8 J _4 |
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,; o2 \9 J9 \' [9 ?! k& z6 Y
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?4 t8 b$ y+ _$ @7 |* Y" C
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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/ A7 P2 O. A( ?0 J7 p> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
/ w4 P# b2 s+ M4 V: c> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?4 D/ [6 j1 G1 w/ _) L
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
- u `8 s7 ?5 \' k+ g, V+ |/ V> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?, e1 e. d( O" H
> I DON'T THINK SO6 @5 X Y: Z; ^
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> FINE, SHE SAYS7 [' A! J9 W8 i( Q8 Q
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS8 [( A2 A# d! N6 I& h- o# z* j
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?& R5 |% D$ j, w8 w) p
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK" S J# s% \. G9 b1 v
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2 V+ ~1 h6 [3 B4 ]9 ^. k> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T3 O% y6 S1 U5 D
> WANT TO FIX STEPS; N3 u1 [5 o& {9 k4 u$ S1 W
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE6 Z: M/ P$ Z) t
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?6 e3 u" d6 Q2 B) B b
> I DON'T THINK SO
I; b( Z- d- ?& w7 O! e> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
7 i k+ t; [: N# Z> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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3 S4 p1 D& B6 R- ^! K> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A6 P, c K+ _% W- I
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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6 M& ~3 |! X" B/ e" w8 b5 m+ f. ^> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW& e& s- J1 l _8 S% e) x
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES) ^8 B# L. ^% o4 e7 s# _' b2 E! x
> TO GO HOME! ] k+ |% a# D) C
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES( ^2 {" a+ g8 ^7 m7 }
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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1 k+ j% k" Q8 F> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
$ D% }/ M: k0 r( t) L> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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. x' c' v% L3 k' b/ s- m> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
0 k2 r3 i% d9 {9 V4 {$ d> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.1 m+ z% X1 x% w$ ?
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6 ~' o+ z& M+ Q> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?4 t- y( O4 O+ Q
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT) T8 r5 n. l# Y6 _$ b3 t( {: G& z+ I
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.; C ]& P& D7 j2 ]5 F
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3 j C8 t4 u' `% _: y' Q6 P> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME$ g$ S2 @' C( {: U% e2 p& h
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND/ d1 H% ]4 j7 N% S1 U3 X! T. @* _
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
; J- l D) _; d; X/ {> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID, {8 {( y" e: ?
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?4 f. X: `& @+ P2 g! U) h
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/ f. N3 |: K& ~! x' g> SHE REPLIED,
" I) ]) i( ?) b. l1 L- O- D> HELLOOOOO..8 ? t# m/ d0 N' t3 \7 N
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN8 E2 D' } {4 z# l( z
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
`% k2 T3 R2 T; Z> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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