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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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: E) L; Q7 k9 s+ G1 O; GI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.# h( Z) M; v W! A
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
k9 V! h7 m/ _( L) X% y- }& UThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.+ q8 w* [1 g9 ]6 _; K) t- P0 ]7 P
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.; o/ v- t7 H0 r! o( p o; l2 B
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
# ~( o) h, W* |' d( G; Cthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same) q* S' w3 Z, z
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.: i1 L* O4 y& h
There are some people that are not into all the words., n# W J2 P) ~3 }: w2 ~7 w6 F7 ?8 f6 k
There are some that would have you not use certain words.$ G8 g( P3 E2 p/ x& s: r% N
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
/ J+ Y8 w h+ @of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.8 ^# Y q+ g f3 t
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
6 S# @8 y: ^" l8 E# t' y$ Ito be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
/ x# Z$ L" t6 o" bBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
7 R @; L: {# O) V"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,' J2 s* F6 j( u: w2 n+ U; p- Y) X
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?0 e$ {; f2 B; Y5 u6 L, |- S
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
$ Z3 i! z/ ]; E$ kThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,* I- z- [9 h6 E& _& {1 b9 {/ z
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
, U0 K0 c7 ^) ]4 v- y. x"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"; r5 d1 ^0 d: i3 x# a1 H- g3 H
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
& x3 _, s+ T" M" n" Y5 asounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,0 C# ]) N( w) }7 d
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
1 ?9 P: K& B) V/ {snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist) f' [; J. r/ H$ z) h4 s5 R0 [7 ^% @* I
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
6 }0 b6 L$ |' `# o" b* CPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just& U/ O1 _& O# l1 ?( C* _4 \
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does6 c8 B& Y2 I2 Y2 x8 B
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,& s- ?- A6 Y+ P/ I9 c. F* t/ [
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
- p& d' T% Q- {# _% t) A# g! k* Jcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why& Q0 ]7 ]- V7 I1 l' R
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and9 ^, \/ i8 W4 {; z
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on. U- |2 m7 M1 W
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.2 p' _) z8 t. V
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
" A: R0 x' N1 \( M) C3 |. Xwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at5 n" y" P2 C* `8 W7 k A+ P
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."- y1 B- J k' w3 v0 e7 ^ L- H6 r' I
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the+ P f7 f' o2 f4 J5 \' v4 I
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
) t! b& z, W) wtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
5 v' _- s: f- Q$ |; r: @Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
; |+ ]0 Z2 O2 ^. mcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I3 r5 t3 x- |! o0 l+ ^/ Q; K! Q
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
' e+ g+ p4 O; M# T$ J) ]stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
- U: K, p- v k& G( {And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
/ u3 C- k6 K2 D, k8 b1 q' gaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think7 U( P7 j) J& J- p
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
; @) }5 W" i! k. jimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to4 U5 b# y; a1 \5 r: W
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,% T, U! @1 B& a5 v" P/ G4 w3 Y' R" |
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love. }( ?5 t+ T, ^7 Y* s
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
6 j, k A# o7 E; Y* M; \a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but+ y o# G0 Y6 F2 R% A# b9 A
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for8 {5 v3 E0 j3 h) ~. L* P5 A/ z
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
! t+ }3 w. e, t" QSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."$ E! s8 N3 ^$ @0 U' V" J9 |% T1 L
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
' p/ Z4 e( a, ] ^# l9 pI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any" }7 M. L( g; Y
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even. Y _7 M+ Y5 x. @
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
\( _" _* Z9 T3 O4 Q- e3 Cand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.3 _- H5 J8 \9 U4 v
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
, U3 h- P' v* U/ t" S |7 QRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock& R9 y- G% z' A- G" t* a% M7 w
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
& f/ H- s" b& P( l5 E+ C% ^the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
3 E1 B5 K% u m4 GKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
. C/ G: L7 W6 ` p0 osay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
9 _5 Z8 Q" [7 j- w4 A, U5 C; Dthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
* D5 I- C8 p" D6 N* `' b: c2 Dgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You8 i8 j& m6 {, d& V
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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