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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my% O5 E) P9 S, E$ S# Y% t. }# m
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the; V2 q+ r# R( C8 o! S, S
way right off the bat.
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; ]% Z$ e2 {. p3 I9 mThen, you wake up in a nursing home
- g# \( `4 o: [4 R" b) u. J1 F1 afeeling better every day.
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" Y$ J7 f$ D7 O1 Q; fWhen you are kicked out of the home, H  {6 V( T3 Y( q$ E! C' j
for being too healthy, you spend
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  i9 W& k3 u5 m' p" ?9 ~# hretirement and collecting benefit checks.. J& ?2 t7 U' U% T+ C

; X7 l* N! ^% ~  U" p8 pWhen you start work,& l' D$ I+ D. U. U! K& z* t5 a
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or1 s$ I6 T* H. _- j2 o- d
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon8 [% t3 I4 A! K6 z9 N2 L) F* a( \
you're too young to  ?& ~" A' q, ?% w- D
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,8 b$ c( G7 S% m- [4 g# c- }  u
and party.
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( U" V+ a& [, t6 t( S, XAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no  z2 i; V0 y8 _$ m9 {) j3 C$ R
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
) ~' s- w! N" K, c& }everyone runs themselves ragged# |$ |, S3 m% w8 [0 M( u6 o
keeping you happy./ O* U" m. Z/ C5 p5 A" S* f1 K4 p
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You spend
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spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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