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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my% O5 E) P9 S, E$ S# Y% t. }# m
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the; V2 q+ r# R( C8 o! S, S
way right off the bat.
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; ]% Z$ e2 {. p3 I9 mThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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" Y$ J7 f$ D7 O1 Q; fWhen you are kicked out of the home, H {6 V( T3 Y( q$ E! C' j
for being too healthy, you spend
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i9 W& k3 u5 m' p" ?9 ~# hretirement and collecting benefit checks.. J& ?2 t7 U' U% T+ C
; X7 l* N! ^% ~ U" p8 pWhen you start work,& l' D$ I+ D. U. U! K& z* t5 a
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or1 s$ I6 T* H. _- j2 o- d
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon8 [% t3 I4 A! K6 z9 N2 L) F* a( \
you're too young to ?& ~" A' q, ?% w- D
work., m$ b3 Z( l+ r5 v* B6 P! i
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,8 b$ c( G7 S% m- [4 g# c- } u
and party.
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( U" V+ a& [, t6 t( S, XAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no z2 i; V0 y8 _$ m9 {) j3 C$ R
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
) ~' s- w! N" K, c& }everyone runs themselves ragged# |$ |, S3 m% w8 [0 M( u6 o
keeping you happy./ O* U" m. Z/ C5 p5 A" S* f1 K4 p
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You spend
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spa-like
2 [5 M0 F' F1 s9 Ucon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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