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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后!
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Where did I go wrong?7 T! m2 T( y* i+ v) T) D
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park. E9 d' O6 \: N
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. " Y$ N7 U/ h9 l9 R
2 H& L1 z4 n# a0 ]. J0 {3 O2 nThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!) Z1 q7 |# F1 c- E1 ^
- i3 {' @3 ?. s$ z+ n4 J7 i; DFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 6 p* K5 W( d: h0 H: h+ m- k
) T2 U' y! S7 h6 kHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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3 b% W% ]: {' Z9 p4 GHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”7 b5 z5 t( r+ B; U" p4 y7 V7 w
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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