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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.) ]: c) x0 W' I# F) M3 C6 \; C U
. D! l" ~" g4 `% R+ kHe's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,( n6 ~9 X7 G* V% @
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and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.3 }# } M M; L/ {/ b
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the4 z* \; _5 A! O! g6 y8 E
courage to say something to the big Indian.3 U% v+ m: `4 S" [: \) c) Q% {/ h4 D
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
5 r" A$ L; ]! ^, J) \4 D/ Z- HAt this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
# p* C( A& ]7 f% E, N/ D( ksmacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.; b" ?- f; s1 {. [
! n8 }7 y0 Y" W. v* t5 K4 oHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him( G& L) {& R5 z6 `
bruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.1 n8 |! B1 D4 w% s0 q5 P. s
) e: K5 j- B% CAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.; U3 q' m' T' r6 M. n
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'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he1 K; P3 p: K, H4 \% S
say to you?'
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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