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' A. z. W4 ?- Y) @ M/ uRedneck Yard Swing
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0 t; e% C" K: n5 i* S# l A Redneck passed away and left his entire
( F4 C+ y: h# u/ T% ], o4 L estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler1 k3 _8 k2 s0 y3 f0 U1 Q
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5 F( v& k: T/ X9 G' u How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?0 p4 s: N' m1 {- ]4 ^
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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. d0 C: B7 G: w% x* \# U Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? ( H5 Y2 \1 t: k2 Z# W
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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* B( s8 {0 l9 k8 J3 q# z: ^ Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:& t$ ]# s4 y( z8 \2 ~$ d
1) The DNA is all the same
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Redneck Mailbox
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: X2 X0 X: c Y; D Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)( g' c( Q# b: P. s# g
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Redneck Time Out0 R" T# b- ]6 w3 k
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' F( a/ M- L% O2 f Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
: Y' c5 }( V2 h0 I" j The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
5 y2 U" b z; s2 x9 t When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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0 ~8 r& X+ |1 u& c Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
4 P( v' R" [3 @5 f5 _# C2 P$ N 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'0 C$ x- B: a, A) R9 O2 h
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)( y3 V' L! Y L5 C
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' " o1 e0 t! r) ], ~4 d5 S1 t
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3 a k! r& T: p+ S That's all folks! / k) p, d2 G$ z* L( Y) w5 g6 s" D
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