a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
4 c3 l* ?, C3 Q, ]  S/ ~  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
! ?9 c6 v, U+ T- N7 k+ q3 \* \- `0 B  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
6 ~8 X3 L" y0 I2 R3 l  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
" F" W: V1 O% {- g4 A4 t  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
& s! ]8 ?# I; h% K/ \  }: k  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
. R2 x# y# o6 ?3 V0 R2 V' l- {  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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7 U  C5 J4 f1 u$ T" N' w  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
% u" g  m9 n# ^4 m  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
- e7 Y" ]  m9 K9 v, {. L- Q  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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3 S  a7 h: z# D9 x$ z; V) E! X  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
% Z( q+ {" X6 s4 O  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
. L; U  R  Z* R2 }2 p  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
3 M" P9 y. |7 }# w: W: P  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
7 P  ?. l, z) M6 y0 N. a  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
1 \& |* X" i( S) J. Y4 y/ v  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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