鲜花( 499) 鸡蛋( 10)
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What it really means:
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40-ish = 497 s# e3 n3 n1 _7 ~, q) P' a( W
Adventurous = Slept with everyone6 q9 {1 [/ d4 F, _9 y8 X) X' n: X
Athletic = No boobs0 E' }3 Y, L3 N3 z0 t5 r: S2 y6 z# B
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy
}$ d9 |* i. Z- v+ R! JBeautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
: w( N% I, Q9 B/ [3 D FContagious Smile = Does a lot of pills. E/ c: j9 `6 Y. Z! F# X+ e* f$ D
Emotionally Secure = On medication
9 P" |; C0 b) J7 h3 NFeminist = Fat, hates men5 I& R/ P9 `8 b7 |* X4 a
Free Spirit = Junkie
1 e$ Q, I3 Z% }+ F t8 } |Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person
7 [/ g/ ~5 v) MFun = Annoying2 ]8 c4 @- {/ y4 T/ }
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
2 ^- Y) `3 b" D, L3 c/ ^) qOpen Minded = Desperate
; b- X0 r: c7 B* M5 _( L# Z& m4 F7 {- yOutgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
, I! @ m& X& y- W BPassionate = Sloppy Drunk
& A9 w/ m3 ^% j% e7 q' F+ PProfessional = Bitch
3 m' ^ A3 e, _/ }- z# U5 I& EVoluptuous = Very Fat8 K, K& k7 R' J+ R- {1 ~6 y
Large Frame = Hugely Fat7 {5 V; [4 y, g. p z% C: c
Needs soul mate = Stalker |
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