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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....0 }/ z/ W+ h/ Z" ~7 M( Y8 X! A
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
" C1 h. n( I5 E& n$ g) \' K( t% W2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
4 a( F# o% a I6 t6 i% N3 m0 Z3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
- t4 f% u. {" j( e' ^4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
: E% u4 u+ w+ u6 X* ]4 N6 {0 E" E5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. - q& ^$ |( Z( J6 x
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? ; e/ W2 f, G3 l j/ Y3 q
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 7 ^- y) J v, E& ~8 Y2 w
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
6 R; d1 e' r& Q t# |9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? " J6 H8 d% S p' b( T- ]; }% s2 a
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. / k% J2 z# b: P: Q- r6 S1 S* J; L8 Z
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
6 Q/ H$ S7 U" f O& T12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 8 N2 N1 {+ }! j/ d4 j" J
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 4 J$ i l" @, s3 x
14. Can I flirt with you?
! j8 q! h4 |+ P0 U15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
3 U2 o- q% |% n2 L16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if & W% o: }4 ^, Q1 o
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. ! u& h7 C/ z# b9 b+ G; ^# p7 f' n
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
$ S, O: v( N1 T3 e9 V& @7 l7 a19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
8 A1 Q% q6 [; L( Z W6 y* i2 W20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 6 [. `$ \( b% h$ \ x' T
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
8 p' z. Z# o" X2 a9 z( e22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. ! u1 n5 Z+ i S0 ^1 I
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 8 |9 h: f7 w; O$ j% k2 j! @+ u: @
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? - g; F* k+ a$ i# t. Y
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. % u- `! }) P0 K. G. P- p+ M
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
9 ~( v" Z0 A4 H; P, X- N27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? * w4 {1 e/ x- ^$ H! Z+ B3 h; u: D
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
$ B+ [* k5 f3 J/ [29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- p" {: m) _6 ~, g' Z3 T, W' f# P30. So... How am I doing'? * j* r- x( D7 a
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
1 h( T& C# e: B+ D32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. ; k' a0 k( f T# N
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? : g, W. g! N$ Y- B6 M; N
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 0 K' j5 q5 B) d! z
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 6 u5 }3 k* C& R5 O( L' L; d8 _
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? # G5 C4 c0 W/ E9 r5 V; V
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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