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发表于 2006-4-19 16:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....0 }/ z/ W+ h/ Z" ~7 M( Y8 X! A
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
" C1 h. n( I5 E& n$ g) \' K( t% W2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
4 a( F# o% a  I6 t6 i% N3 m0 Z3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
- t4 f% u. {" j( e' ^4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
: E% u4 u+ w+ u6 X* ]4 N6 {0 E" E5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. - q& ^$ |( Z( J6 x
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? ; e/ W2 f, G3 l  j/ Y3 q
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 7 ^- y) J  v, E& ~8 Y2 w
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
6 R; d1 e' r& Q  t# |9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? " J6 H8 d% S  p' b( T- ]; }% s2 a
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. / k% J2 z# b: P: Q- r6 S1 S* J; L8 Z
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
6 Q/ H$ S7 U" f  O& T12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 8 N2 N1 {+ }! j/ d4 j" J
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 4 J$ i  l" @, s3 x
14.        Can I flirt with you?
! j8 q! h4 |+ P0 U15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
3 U2 o- q% |% n2 L16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if & W% o: }4 ^, Q1 o
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. ! u& h7 C/ z# b9 b+ G; ^# p7 f' n
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
$ S, O: v( N1 T3 e9 V& @7 l7 a19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
8 A1 Q% q6 [; L( Z  W6 y* i2 W20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 6 [. `$ \( b% h$ \  x' T
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
8 p' z. Z# o" X2 a9 z( e22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. ! u1 n5 Z+ i  S0 ^1 I
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 8 |9 h: f7 w; O$ j% k2 j! @+ u: @
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? - g; F* k+ a$ i# t. Y
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. % u- `! }) P0 K. G. P- p+ M
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
9 ~( v" Z0 A4 H; P, X- N27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? * w4 {1 e/ x- ^$ H! Z+ B3 h; u: D
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
$ B+ [* k5 f3 J/ [29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- p" {: m) _6 ~, g' Z3 T, W' f# P30.        So... How am I doing'? * j* r- x( D7 a
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
1 h( T& C# e: B+ D32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. ; k' a0 k( f  T# N
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? : g, W. g! N$ Y- B6 M; N
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 0 K' j5 q5 B) d! z
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 6 u5 }3 k* C& R5 O( L' L; d8 _
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? # G5 C4 c0 W/ E9 r5 V; V
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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