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All Numbers Are Equal
4 B" V+ \& n/ [Theorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then
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a + b = t
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a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb, y2 h5 J9 f3 a; g8 a
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb1 B! S! H. ^) H ^$ z
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4 O, ]# m( v8 Q
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
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a = b 0 g7 L1 }/ `3 W% f" _* H
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So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless. |
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