酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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: ^- M- x  w$ |/ U2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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& y9 O' n9 B" L5 W/ }$ E6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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4 m2 K0 B4 S9 g4 U; p10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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; l7 X7 J  ^: P. p' e11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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1 k( v# X2 K6 p) P4 T- g14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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' M7 }& D2 }2 }20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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# }9 [  X. W8 I9 H22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


; p" F, W% x% N  o2 y8 A. m23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


  |' [1 y0 T$ L25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.