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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. : T  E- |( x; W; Q7 h( L
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 6 ?- I$ u5 p, g. k4 P) R9 e% a- }% ~
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty. & x8 N6 P7 ~7 V
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
; ?6 n. f, i) F  V6 d/ M   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 5 x6 R  q8 T6 B! y
  
- E8 b" J( _8 C0 d, f   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
% G4 X  `8 ^1 ]( r5 @% ^   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 : g5 y* R4 [; l! I, p* M
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. * X( b7 U# V' d8 v3 v8 S
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 7 s3 s6 K+ c- ~" q) |
  
1 J' N, Z, ]8 a+ _% L8 e* I   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 8 f! U+ p- t, s: B. _
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. , V* z" ^0 b# I& p3 u& J
  
. r. Q/ ?. c1 B' ^8 G   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. : y( u0 k$ ]$ E% `
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 1 B$ I4 D' r( P0 R
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
/ ]6 S) a3 z3 A0 v/ p2 s" k   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. # i+ M7 I; S) @5 [. L: E5 j
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.   F4 L. j) o8 ^4 [" Y8 M! e3 [: n
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. " h. ~1 }& [1 r4 u  w7 Y
  
% f& a$ B( ?" ^& J) U5 N   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. + Z) C4 z2 K1 L6 {1 e1 d
   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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& e/ h, E! m5 j$ I# h   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. - o' T1 ?( a9 p0 C; d
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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; p# o3 ]  g  M$ V" S   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. $ e& I* {. u3 ?0 d, F
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " : C8 G8 C5 ]5 @7 e- w2 c) J; V" H$ X
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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, q- D* z$ M4 O" q5 e   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " " o% I! N, L6 S" U5 p+ {
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 5 b" y+ B, c9 P4 c& O9 r1 P
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- }, a' h. {/ V# \& I   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ' ]. u) p3 t3 i) R, r5 O
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 ' ]/ V9 P. C) F7 d2 C: S6 D' S# I
  
9 v5 d# G. C( }, u$ Y5 v- p& |4 N   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 7 o  {! t3 Z5 Z7 {
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 7 e4 [, L: D" M/ ?. ?: q' _
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
% n7 x8 N. a6 G& k2 |1 e# f   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. ! e; m, Y  W- i" r" Z: g: Z# c5 z
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 7 o0 W1 D( D3 u1 t
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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