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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?3 C4 j7 i B$ ^
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, Y) R- ]' }$ S8 A; s2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?3 V$ k6 C3 y) r8 A/ r8 M3 S
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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. S: e8 o5 e$ b5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?( l5 B+ p$ z8 i
---The teacher is blind.
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2 w" k# A4 V5 v& I0 G6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?. z$ f' u* R" g$ V3 ^* G1 F7 {
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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7 }: L4 T% t. G, }, M9 o+ b* b- ?8, Which is correct:6 S, ^. G4 l$ N
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
# |2 ]0 g/ k8 Z; L) v5 S; f: @ B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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