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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!. _( t) ?2 I2 `' q
2 l9 ~; F* z! d8 ?" w+ a1 s2 rBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.: \- ~/ H! {+ d5 B K) h6 y
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
: v5 O5 c) w6 x* u( v& \8 f- uStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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: X4 U' n7 Y; mOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs., ~) t3 T; B0 O8 ?5 {
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met: j7 f) L& Z! e* N G3 M$ ?
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
% v. @% X7 _: U1 i; i- d8 Z; @7 sthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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5 B1 W+ f6 S1 C" x' WAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
* I1 z1 P" Y- L0 x1 ?your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
9 [ ~* d- u* W0 N# p* d+ Z* ^/ ngravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"3 ]" ~* l' B ?6 P0 [- t6 M
! z k) l: \, Q) `Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....- Z9 F4 c$ i! u! H8 F! T& |; f
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
9 K' i% `4 }( A, OI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
7 n/ X9 I9 M, S$ w$ k. a7 ]! @# ~* ^that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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8 ?! j( T# C$ h3 {Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that' X* P! A7 i! S8 G: X% e. B# z/ _
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% C- b$ U$ Q6 `3 W3 `6 N' ["Dear Son.........
0 d7 T$ R, u# I# W7 Q7 {I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
# a7 h* I5 U$ g- M& Z, Gsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
2 O# ~' J* y3 `/ kthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
& R& i: j. H+ v$ s T9 W1 {gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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