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Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-3-6 01:44 PM:' s4 q* V* ^# s. l) }! u, _+ D) ~, h
调情= 电视美食节目' t! c! E& S+ o* d( b
爱情小说=菜谱3 P% |) Y% P6 e* d! I2 \( }' J
恋爱= 炒锅放油
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上床=炸至金黄
x& @; e1 l, h. d( v5 n% f结婚= 焖锅
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离婚= 炒糊了# c, [ N& m) {' U7 B, k" [
情感箴言= 按个人口味调制咸淡
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4 O0 K+ Y; Q3 f8 a) F7 Q' V0 {8 L: J; ZSoooooooo funny. Need some bigger plates, oh A big one? |
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