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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,+ s% h3 e8 W8 A7 W6 m, k
! ]9 o. z+ G7 a% t5 ^Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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- p- a8 k- T; T# k% X: z1 zAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?; e. w, Y* F( s( K1 b
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Signed,
7 ~0 {& ~* u8 |& t5 v+ z3 a% xDesperate Housewife
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Reply:
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3 W5 `, E# w: k2 P+ Q% c& q. |0 w3 _3 wDear Desperate Housewife,: L6 V7 }( \* U' [0 i6 @8 n
% X0 J5 j2 u6 B1 uFirst keep in mind:
' F) y& i! \. t- FBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. ' |( @) ^- \3 M# J; S; v) f5 U! q
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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7 u Y! c; i& \ u% R/ hBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.% o1 k+ h9 M. y" z
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.' Z. d" r( R2 k" C' e j0 Z
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. ! n: J4 A! K9 B, J
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performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.: t/ ]; L- A/ B0 p
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Good Luck,5 H3 c/ S8 n, S# p) Q& H8 w
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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49
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