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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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1 s( L0 W' b D/ l7 s. iThe Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.& g/ ~% B, ?4 e+ k& T$ h( I
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
# |' \! d9 r( s5 h'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".6 @) q' w2 l' G! A: M
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.& w3 c2 {$ I0 q, C3 t
. T5 g$ n6 e* d- nWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.) h0 O d) i" S. E
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
7 E: x- H: o }# U& e7 s. D" u" M4 {The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
9 [! l& B: E( {+ z; q5 K; o'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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- F% }6 N( M# t) E. C. hAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.8 `: y% n4 W% Q6 S1 R
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
) h$ S- \: F7 C+ @3 lAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
" W: l( n/ F8 K7 H x! QI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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: E7 z) q0 H3 j1 Y1 S1 Y; D& nAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.; n& z1 H* `' H6 Y
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.: ]. q4 B8 z% c8 d# H! z
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
% y0 H; J$ i* H0 ]Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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