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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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. Q" T- f5 S; h# w& i" r! lWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
! U- {. y0 F4 b+ [$ m7 kPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a( n8 {5 }2 J, Y) B/ d
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
2 v+ |/ }! y& H! y. A- R9 b- k! OI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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- F& ~2 H+ S. _- e0 @1 fThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did' x4 A4 b. W0 U5 i# e/ A) W
exactly what her husband asked.
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+ T! K# C2 i+ F3 h3 nThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.1 `. u I9 @, M4 i3 i9 T
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?2 G7 \" Q' C# F1 W* c! ?* a
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why4 a7 ]( |* u5 E
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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