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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!' s6 ~7 E1 ]8 U- t/ f; B6 }% E
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the; e9 d! h1 @' D, `0 O
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful5 n; e, v0 y* c6 ~
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and. K. e2 N+ y) P% d8 P0 s" n
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.% A# ?5 i5 m' ^
d* A" g6 p) t1 ?) ^6 D! nOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
- H# `* {9 t5 v- B! t* UHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
1 E- G( W b* P) B- Wthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since# s7 ?0 p0 ], [/ w% m# |% S$ Q
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
3 Y2 g! L# `% ^gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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$ e5 i# Q% m) F! ]Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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% y' T+ [1 G7 t2 r$ [! g; w- |He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
1 y S, K) I1 {: v8 ~! x* H& K7 Q3 ]I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and9 Z2 U; s" |8 N
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
+ U. ~$ V+ I) K( W, Pthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".0 }/ Z( G2 ?# w$ P$ H
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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& v, }! B1 ?: ^; y3 z1 @"Dear Son.........% _/ x( D0 S9 a" m: ]' }- q
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not5 f7 b4 {, f# W+ g+ A7 A! `' d
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains6 g) }/ L! M7 @6 ]2 o
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver) y' r0 {6 u# }+ C: C( |
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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