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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!9 c7 @0 u, y0 `6 z
8 ^- \4 [& c4 r- m" L$ F+ LBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
; R. E- I- H( A0 k) ocourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful7 H% K7 z3 S0 @& g3 N
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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0 r1 S" z3 h8 e9 N* m" A: z9 POver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
( V" x" ~. g/ y0 h3 W3 k2 jHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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?. M% c7 `% y6 t1 o9 u9 YReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
5 w( W* t/ Q+ w: a1 g! hthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."5 e9 o; W/ ^ z# j- X" \ H. y3 P
* T0 |+ i9 }/ QAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since! W$ }5 W5 v/ i p
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
' m: \- `: G. Y2 n! d5 ~gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be _1 H8 C8 c; F ]- j
sure."
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& s3 X3 k- x* s$ I. F) }He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
6 s( K& g* B( [4 ?- tI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and2 ^) } }, ?+ j# R/ Q# n% a, q2 o
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains- y1 c6 W- S- X, ~6 G8 l
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"./ t. ?9 R; f8 A1 L8 V
8 G+ R6 i: B" W5 ]Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that0 M' U, j% p8 L" O$ v, |
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"Dear Son.........* ?2 w/ @7 L+ w3 N9 p
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not$ c4 c$ B# z/ C
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains4 R- p, V" A @" R
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver6 {, J2 T; A: F- Y9 w- p
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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