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; \5 \$ Q6 }/ W4 G+ V4 cTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; [7 d. V9 w- P* Z. J4 AMaria: Here it is.
( u, N# U$ F) A2 |Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. S, W* D# j/ R$ r1 c8 E9 p) X. tClass: Maria. ) t- j N: l, }4 R
0 R1 l0 y6 O3 sTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 v& s. g9 [7 n% PJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 T, o! W- e7 C% q
) Y& r* v2 X! {: u6 ^" |Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" : e7 K! k, @' O4 |6 ~
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ j1 }: m; Z# y( a/ N# t. u
Teacher: No, that's wrong
" H: g$ g( o! e4 G; h& n0 e$ v! YGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 z$ s, d ]+ y' X2 ATeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 8 L& s" C" p- Q: E! ]
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
+ n; T; E0 G! eTeacher: What are you talking about?
: D- Y" R& u9 HDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ C& A- }; r( i# A7 m) q0 n FWinnie: Me! & R: n( F# r- p
; [9 m( _+ K2 R$ e) U4 k7 v; BTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 h9 _9 a0 O' |' g5 }& GGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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" Z# G; x3 r8 y' ?6 C MTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." K5 y4 Y4 R8 ~6 O+ g! t
Millie: I is... 0 s7 c( i8 O3 M4 j5 T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( T) _% F* p( j7 C
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " n. a5 c+ p! N+ z: h1 J
. P0 l% G1 `% C: A2 ]0 u0 c8 RTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 3 p' F D& M* m3 W
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. : _) P3 F% X* |. Q! m
9 S( b, P" k9 l; |) v. }* ETeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 }/ N9 S, n- A1 A) ?Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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0 a* n% u; g! c2 M9 _- {6 PTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ p: C G7 { S7 @ N1 L6 c7 SClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! J. Z- S3 F6 a" V
Harold: A teacher : o, _3 q. w& t1 ?
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