埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 4574|回复: 6

Thank you letter to "TIDE"

[复制链接]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-12 21:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Dear Tide, ! C! c5 E9 @. c; \' Y6 Y$ M
6 R4 k4 C/ R0 t
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. # j0 ^4 s" a/ |! W- Y5 X4 ?* C
2 L: x8 P/ H/ F! A5 j
One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief!
0 L8 `7 y& T" S6 [# E6 c, W) t* ~; p& x6 b3 W
Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-14 09:28 | 显示全部楼层
The author must have been well paid by Tide, haha.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-14 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
so wut happend?
3 N9 T% y* `$ _& v& @6 w& QHow did the husband die?
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2008-3-15 17:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 lington 于 2008-3-14 10:28 发表 6 f- O* j' s/ ~. R$ x
The author must have been well paid by Tide, haha.

( b0 h" F% T7 J
; R' u; p# r/ u- O3 x/ b) c, y! ?- Hactually, altought the the countless detergent products on the shelfs might dazzle your eyes, Tide stands out for its good performance and reasonable price, at least based on its branding. I guess sometimes the ad went too far to be real, and that is where the joke came from.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2008-3-15 17:51 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 简约 于 2008-3-14 17:19 发表
# v& ?$ e7 o" d5 F: W/ Iso wut happend?' d( C9 O$ {/ J  |1 b$ r: @
How did the husband die?

$ D" q8 v  X+ E8 M( b- [the wife killed him
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-15 23:05 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-3-15 18:51 发表 ; Z6 s( E: X+ c" p
4 l" m2 _8 B- Y& B/ O1 x1 l7 L9 P
the wife killed him
1 M/ F2 O- E  E, |. Z8 H/ A! W
And used the Tide to wash off the blood stain, and she wanted to thank Hefty as well. Hefty produces tough bags. The poor man might be bagged and then dumped... Woman is tiger.
大型搬家
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-4-12 17:48 | 显示全部楼层

支持

老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
喜欢支持一下,喜欢支持一下,喜欢支持一下,喜欢支持一下,喜欢支持一下,喜欢支持一下,
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2024-5-1 23:17 , Processed in 0.162584 second(s), 17 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表