Differences between you and your boss

秋染红叶

When you take a long time, you are slow. When your boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When you don’t do it, you are lazy. When your boss doesn’t do it, he is too busy. When you make a mistake, you are an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he is only human. When doing something without being told, you are overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that is initiative. When you take a stand, you are being pig-headed. When you boss does it, he is being firm. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you are being rude. When your boss steps a few rules, he is being original. When you please your boss, you are arse-creeping. When your boss pleases his boss, he is being co-operative. When you are out of the office, you are wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he is on business. When you are on a day off sick, you are always sick. When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it is because he is overworked.

chmwl

en, make  sense

Dumber

Agree!

Justing

It is summerized representatively really.