The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
: h: G. l1 U: H1 [( v1 EWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
' n; [% Q5 K; M( X8 z8 Gwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
+ A4 V, ?$ [+ T$ i' h! E$ [+ Rwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
) \2 q' U: U# zLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
5 n; W  ~+ X7 qWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
' ^, S" c+ L" V9 c( Y; ababy.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
0 d) @% n% Q& u7 c6 i$ @1 v( `* AJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
+ j2 \5 _4 }, O9 m3 M" S/ Elittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
4 l( w% J4 P5 H0 \3 u8 Q, T! ^'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
' a3 ?3 C( L6 q he has 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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