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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.1 ~, I5 c+ e7 o
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' J6 v- |! A7 q0 P ?& V kMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
9 h! [6 E- A% B+ U3 }) ?8 dtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down/ ?2 Z. Z$ V) O A" [; z) ]! Y
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be& [; k* b9 c( F- C" G9 s8 P( z/ s; m
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
1 T9 |2 T R" \- N' d8 D1 J1 aover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
: l7 f2 ?1 {* x, [9 V% k, \whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
% N- N) a! F* Xovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
) m8 W' I& S" N1 d/ v5 wcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She6 ^7 G* W6 i% I/ Z8 ^
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild- ]( T5 g0 d- s d6 X
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 D9 R8 {' }& _) {
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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; b/ K5 r# R- i3 h7 z4 _+ zTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing; j" D6 t k8 \7 U. a" A' V
outside, all clapping!
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3 g$ Q: _: s6 g3 H* L. V1 |3 iWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
9 U! c3 B2 Q8 |! ?- esaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
9 N. z) i; Y2 H7 q6 Uask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."& {, q+ I: q) Z, P1 }2 n* u K
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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