Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN) K7 c+ F& f  t% P! i

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: T8 b% O5 W. x! n6 y WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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1 L5 F* V3 ^+ v5 L1 s SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .! u0 m" v1 s" {
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1 N; _9 S  }- y- J7 f  g9 _ "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.: Z- f  B  k5 p/ [  L! ]
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- j+ a9 T4 d3 v% G1 I" r2 ~ I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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0 v: n, Q4 j) v8 I A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.: C" p4 v- k& B& u, l2 w

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1 b3 k0 H3 T3 G3 {5 f& y% h% ?8 a# P THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR./ w  k: x" e' ?* s+ i2 A

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  M9 N+ P# Z7 I+ K: h$ T1 p "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."$ o, V/ u/ [  G! f8 G
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS. V8 M3 L5 T( G$ h/ m& V7 y4 d
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IMPRESSIVE..
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/ b+ q" V$ x$ g3 ^' } SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM./ u% i0 U6 F  f. n/ Z- w% G% o

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" y9 @9 _6 N* l3 m0 V; m SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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/ Z6 U4 I& _& N/ E% ^$ c& K4 d1 d THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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