Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
$ g  l( \* e' l- ?; A% ?If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

8 X( z4 h- i: E  |/ m! KIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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, D. |( @' F8 y  k  _2 R8 pIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
: |% Y* u; R% S# y) W' Q7 }& qIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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0 u, u7 o0 T) }1 C4 t7 Y  jIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

2 y; F4 r# V: B+ ~/ OIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
5 _& H- B: m8 E, q' DIf you don't, you're a slob.
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7 Y+ ?( g) ]7 h* t1 SIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
0 b" l9 e: i4 u- OIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

3 z( M6 ~# T$ X) P1 UIf she has a headache, she's tired.
$ N1 O# F+ O8 a& J; a' T' ~" K2 _If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~