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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.
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Man
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Mrs. has: @# H9 @- t/ N/ Y/ k* E
Mr. in it; 5 J2 D  h% v" U# [- l9 z5 m9 g
Female has
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Male
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in it;
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in it; ! I. X9 U' b4 Z# w6 P) X* w2 g- l
Madam has8 }  k  b, U" K% [- _; g
Adam in it; / z1 A# l4 e$ L. Z2 S* _& P: c' a
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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) I) e. O6 M& \0 @Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the6 q8 J, V: p- B/ K
legs of a woman.... 1 ^( J  s! {4 t8 K, `+ K
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...& D5 K+ g+ z% F* Z% h! g% l- ?

% y% K" i4 r3 N) ]$ z7 n0 b( ~2 GI never looked at it this way before:

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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with  j4 C- P9 h- m, d% B2 [$ }8 ]7 S
MEN?  ' T0 t( S( x! t! ~4 c
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: c) C! N2 s. Q6 B1 A% @MEN tal illness# Q2 [( N; I/ ~. G. `

# J% ^# z5 A7 {5 W8 ZMEN strual cramps0 |1 n8 T6 [/ O8 h

% Y  {5 ~% E! j4 P( p7 }MEN tal breakdown
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MEN opause' c! W# m7 h4 b  b4 T

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AND ..
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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HIS
terectomy.
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+ k. |8 o* e7 ?$ wSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.: B7 g& [& }0 C+ n
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
  
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe....." ]% j  I4 b3 M- Q% P: Y& F* f
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老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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