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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. 4 t. l; G1 x$ G0 Y1 D% F
; P3 k7 H' y% {3 x5 eThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." 1 c& }! |4 z% q; l
1 }$ E' n. q5 @: {) DThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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6 l( o' }+ a1 @" p1 l( MThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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- j( J5 X: b( J6 R, ]1 eSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. $ h7 g7 ~( L$ n- L: x. o
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." ' T) U5 N3 p; a" u ]* ]& C
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
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