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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
0 A3 t0 l' A2 X6 O% pAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'* w" {& k# E! h9 Y4 ]# @$ ~
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The Cowboy says: # r1 t1 z1 {7 f l- X
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.% \! ?& }% D" l c) G v/ @
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.' y6 @ K6 t/ g% F
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.3 t. ^# \9 r4 v
# k2 V' m0 f2 Y* I# ^6 y9 LThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'$ Q" q/ b9 F8 C- {7 s0 }' t
! k, z7 \, _& s, w, j5 K- p5 QSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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