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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.# {; S7 O3 s1 c: g; e( V
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
% c: y/ w: z7 [5 bThe wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
: h/ B i$ \& b; B# u! TThe man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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