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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.' m9 _5 c" U' r. W- G
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(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
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(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
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- c+ {/ N: O- v6 H4 @9 W9 Y(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 1 c# d7 z: X+ o7 E2 D
8 s. \7 x! s* g& B4 k& D(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').' S$ _, @/ x6 D& R
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(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!9 o( ~9 e# X* O0 Y- x; t) n
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(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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