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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
, s1 r* F, U9 ^ r7 L# x+ YA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
5 U6 j" K5 Q0 R0 c" I: d! E5 U When you are done you will have a place to live.9 O6 j9 U6 o( z: A" y6 p7 s$ H: W
, ~, R y2 w2 W# k7 q. d. CQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?& c+ _! }$ r5 s2 F
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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! \2 n+ D" Y- @% YQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
G* ?" h4 K* D0 F) VA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.: }: \: M. n3 D" ?
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?$ t4 `6 |4 w: M* `2 ^
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?7 j2 }% W7 y4 t* S: j# O
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.. O: t6 f/ v+ `7 F2 M7 }
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
5 ~2 n& q+ @5 G; X$ w4 c" |+ t( ?+ kA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.8 I/ u+ m1 u: a" \8 h0 h& z& b2 u5 O
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
! ?7 c. G0 I; O5 j2 UA: Their foreheads.9 n4 J' n% ^$ L" ~
* o! T$ J' i) mQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
0 B+ c5 _, w4 |* v/ R/ eA: "I remember these." |
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