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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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; M' p! v8 M2 a5 y y! k% I G$ YTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. . {3 |1 b/ { l1 e3 I7 W+ {
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 4 P. l% K) i. ]$ G2 q; W$ w
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 8 ?4 I1 D4 z$ ?
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. ) o- B% w1 C! C/ F
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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; x) R: t; s$ Z; OMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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