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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
9 e: u a) p; cCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
4 E, @7 Y! V; F. i! yGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. 2 r6 g' v1 ]$ Q s# w
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. * m, p+ [) ]( S3 \4 m& Q4 R
George: That's what I want to know.
: E' I: L1 Z# c% y" {Condi: That's what I'm telling you. ; J3 e2 A4 l5 x8 b4 [8 G
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ; r( M$ f( x7 f3 h
Condi: Yes.
, a& g2 e, G2 `" F4 CGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
- L6 f7 _4 b/ F, wCondi: Hu.
8 @# N' J% D1 w' n" H0 j, @+ VGeorge: The guy in China.
4 {9 D2 L/ |$ t" s7 Y0 F+ Z4 \: DCondi: Hu.
# G5 m! [8 E6 j- UGeorge: The new leader of China. . l! J- K) { X6 {
Condi: Hu.
# ]2 y: W, Z2 LGeorge: The Chinaman!
$ q7 \& m* Z0 f- X8 CCondi: Hu is leading China.
) u0 N2 m Q" e1 m& ^" dGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? 9 e& @1 b2 G) K, ?5 K* h
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. & I, c( o: F4 h/ S( V" b) H6 t
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 8 l6 m( z- U1 x. k. e
Condi: That's the man's name. : m5 k- c7 p& X; D/ g. ~6 \' v! ?
George: That's who's name? " x2 L. k% |$ B$ c7 b
Condi: Yes. # x# F! x# T4 V# z' i) J
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
3 g% p- E8 ]6 |# K" y% RCondi: Yes, sir.
: h1 g- \& x5 K+ x, ^! k# \George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. + g6 _# s1 n: p. ~: `( J7 \5 e
Condi: That's correct.
l) i F2 q' @1 C( XGeorge: Then who is in China? " H4 A8 l& A) O+ d0 q: t
Condi: Yes, sir.
- ]/ e' S( ?$ dGeorge: Yassir is in China? # r& Q4 e- i' Z" O; e
Condi: No, sir. ( r. c' @5 |4 D D" L+ G, ]$ ~
George: Then who is?
+ C9 X# C! W: F, m/ @; ]/ B$ eCondi: Yes, sir. - {, h0 k1 V I0 o; f- K- D
George: Yassir?
1 m- ^2 y$ h" s; `: a2 eCondi: No, sir.
% k" u1 E" @* L1 p8 U/ [2 wGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
$ I9 [+ i5 a6 Z: b7 hCondi: Kofi?
" _* e i2 }/ I4 E) r! U2 e4 j" gGeorge: No, thanks.
3 C' V3 p. [/ l5 H4 oCondi: You want Kofi? # R# }, K/ i |! z
George: No.
8 [4 b4 p$ l7 C* u, N2 l! PCondi: You don't want Kofi.
! S, I+ F8 H# Z) v- r2 O2 z7 B0 bGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
2 @1 f, m1 v5 m5 a& p: [Condi: Yes, sir.
6 S: S8 o% _7 m3 Y, NGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
, j2 n% m0 k/ _% t0 T9 ACondi: Kofi? / n) ^ Y2 l. ?, r) z4 S( A
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
" J8 ~( }+ B% q! n; e9 H& ^Condi: And call who? : o3 ?& W7 i, a, H3 f/ q" R# o
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
; e) t$ x% N8 A$ X7 _; @7 M i' oCondi: Hu is the guy in China. ; J: W* u% X( D+ m8 A& q* C
George: Will you stay out of China?!
+ o& s6 Q( B4 N8 ^' d" s2 SCondi: Yes, sir. / E% c) y& F& t9 y9 W
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ' {. K- c' |6 V
Condi: Kofi. . [) _$ e8 k( h `' j
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 7 I J' C" \: J! W2 [( A2 K5 A
(Condi picks up the phone.) % b1 P5 y4 ~0 q h! Y! \
Condi: Rice, here. , O k8 w3 J) V" V5 I: C1 v
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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