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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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  two who and who? 1 D5 d+ K3 o& h3 w3 ^' U

  j5 j4 x: }) e% Q- [7 g  咱俩谁跟谁阿
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  2.how are you ? how old are you?
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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- A  x+ u) G+ K  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 5 ^% E2 j; H' ?" l3 F  F- Y* c

( u2 v5 W$ f7 B  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !
7 s3 H* [/ U8 I& j) T' r; [: ^together up ! 7 L# R6 B! N# [4 v
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! $ C, p7 d! t9 x/ f$ }$ `
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
, Q8 N- p' j1 ~5 A/ N, v  R* pnothing to say,go home!! " s' {. I( Z( c* P/ O4 D
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  有事起奏,无事退朝 3 R* O0 B! W0 N& f/ A

8 O! K  w5 e# ?. Y  q& t' g4 Y  6.you me you me 8 N0 y: J1 c% o7 R0 n7 u8 k( C
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  彼此彼此
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  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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  你给我站住!
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  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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: g! o2 \  [* E8 z' e/ Z1 k4 {5 ]  9.WATCH SISTER
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  表妹
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4 n) |4 z8 I! h' V- D  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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; |" M4 r/ F, r2 i) i1 `$ f  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
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  11.American Chinese not enough
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  美中不足
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7 _  `' y- j/ F$ b* z7 F: m  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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  车祸现场描述
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  13.heart flower angry open
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  心花怒放
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% ~8 h9 {' J1 S' x8 ?  14.go past no mistake past 7 e1 `, K. a7 T3 D& k

& }+ k4 [' K6 ?5 \$ E  J! X7 A  走过路过,不要错过 " q7 g4 h4 \4 Y3 H
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  15.小明:I am sorry!
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  ?* Y2 a. S  U, c/ C( ?  老外:I am sorry too!
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# ?1 t+ D/ w) X  小明:I am sorry three!
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, T& V5 T# I) t/ ^2 f5 f  老外:What are you sorry for? ( }0 K  l0 y9 G% z8 C. y# v
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  小明:I am sorry five! * ^# R# \& }5 k, w/ e1 A( {
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  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! & _' Z' L0 v) ~, l* T  _
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  要钱没有,要命一条 7 H. r( J- a1 ?
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  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 6 A9 s- u2 }6 `: P+ X: e$ e

+ B; R# `/ v$ X  我叫李老大,今年25。
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& R: M4 e0 U1 {  18.you have two down son。
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  你有两下子。
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& h2 l3 B+ f9 n3 w' y* V0 `. u# J  19.as far as you go to die ( z* c. a: G6 n$ H8 |- D

# d3 c6 O3 T: ^8 c1 t+ _9 v  y  有多远,死多远!!!!
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn ) c/ H# U/ t- A7 x& m# x+ _
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; E6 s  c/ M# z. I/ z给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~
0 T6 K# o1 _' s2 N4 t我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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